Hey, You, Awesome Person. Yeah, You- Oh. No. The Guy Next To You. Yeah, You!

I’ve been checking out my stats, and one of my favorite things to look at is how people have found my blog. Usually they’ve found it through Facebook, or WordPress, or Googling my blogs title, but there are a few truly GORGEOUS searches that people have found my blog from. One of my very favorites is “hide yo kids hide yo wife harry potter”. Whoever searched that and then clicked the link that Google so graciously offered to you that brought you HERE, I adore you. You are basically a brilliant person. Are you reading this? Because I  hope you are so you can tell me WHY you searched that and then clicked MY blog. That is quite silly and hilarious. Indeed.

In the next couple days, there will be a video being posted with a VERY SPECIAL GUEST, who I hope you will all warmly welcome, because she is wonderful. I am über excited, so excited I even put the effort into putting the little ¨ above the u. THAT’s how excited.

At this very moment, I am listening to Best Coast  because they make me happy and cheerful and all “oh, yay, it’s summer but NOT, because it’s winter!”

Oy. I recommend them to all of you. My favorite songs are Crazy For You and The End and Bratty B and ALL OF THEM. Yep.

I’m in the computer lab at the high school my dad works at, and it is very shiny and white and smooth because this is the first year with their lovely Mac lab.  have no glasses on though, so everything looks blurry as well.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Guess what.

Oh. Nothing.

I’m going to the library today to get some CDs that I have on request. I have some Christina Perri, OneRepublic, The Script, and…oh wait. That’s all.

Am I boring you? I’m sorry. Maybe you should go read something exciting and important, like Vampire Academy!

It’s probably time to end a blog post when you can’t remember what you first talked about.

GOOD BYE. I’M OFF TO LISTEN TO MUSIC AND WHATNOT.

Ellie

In Which I DON’T Apologize, Speak Of An Old Russian Tome And NaNoWriMo, and Make A Really Long Post Title Because I Just CAN

Hi, I’m Ellie. You might not even remember me. I was a super famous and well-loved blogger nearly six months ago. What? How do you not remember? HOW ON EARTH ARE YOU A LOYAL READER?!?!?

I can never trust you or call you a friend ever, ever, ever again.

But, Ellie, you say. You were never famous, although I am POSITIVE you will be, you add nervously under my heavy glare.

No, lovely, DISLOYAL reader, I wasn’t famous. Really too bad, huh?

You nod. That’s right, nod, please. Okay, thanks.

I’m not even going to say something about how I am SO SORRY that I haven’t written in AGES and that I hope SO SO SO MUCH that you still check this blog, because I honestly have about ten of those sorts of posts anyway. If you really want an apology that bad, go find it yourself.

If you let this post to go find an apology, that will annoy me so don’t tell me that.

Seriously. I’m going to remove your comment if you do that. And then kill it brutally. And burn it.

Today is cloudy and blech. It’s not very nice.

A man tried abducting a little girl today. Pretty horrible. He failed (YAY), but he’s still on the loose. HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE, AND HIDE YO HUSBAND, CUZ THEY’RE TAKING EVERYONE ROUND HERE!

Sorry. I probably shouldn’t have made a joke about that. If I WERE a famous blogger, I would not have done that at all, but if I did anyway, I would get a lot of scolding comments saying that it was an inappropriate joke and that they hate me now.

Sorry. Darn it. I guess you’re getting an apology after all.

Hmmph.

Anyway, today I plan on reading to almost the end of Anna Karenina. I find it to be a good, if very annoying book. VERY, VERY, VERY ANNOYING BOOK.

Let’s list the characters I hate:

Anna Arkadyevna/Karenina/Vronsky? (Annie the Cheat)

Alexei Vronsky (the Arrogant Jerk)

Stepan Alexandrovich/Oblonsky/Ivanovich/OMIGOSHWHICHONEISITTOLSTOY?! (Stevie the Cheat) (Side note: Funny how the brother and sister are both cheaters, right?)

Kitty Scherbatsky/Levin (the Damsel in Distress)

The old princess (Dolly and Kitty’s evil, snobby mother)

Characters I (at least) like:

Konstantin Levin (Konnie)

Alexei Karenin

Varenka MysteryLastNameButMostDefinitelyRussianAndEndingWith’Sky’Or’Vich’

Dolly Scherbatsky/Alexandrovich

The old prince (Dolly and Kitty’s father)

I can’t think of anyone else. There are definitely more characters I hate.

Hey! Let’s be random!

I knit a beard.

What a handsome man you make, Elliot.

I also got glasses in August. You didn’t know about that either?! DISLOYAL READER.

I’m doing NaNoWriMo, National Novel Writing Month, which takes place in November. It is awesome. (As am I. HAHAHA. Ahem.) In November, along with millions of people all over this big ol’ world, I will try to write a novel. For adults, the word count reach thingy is 50,000 words, which I will try to do YIKES, and for teens and kids they can set their own goal.

I’m not very good at explaining this. Basically, a bunch of writers write as much as they can in one month because, I mean, do you KNOW hard it is to be like, “Hm, I think I’m going to write a book instead of browsing the web for videos of kittens and liking Harry Potter pages on Facebook!”?! It’s hard to just start writing. So NaNoWriMo encourages young and old writers to get on it and get the creative juices flowing, yeah! -dance party-

It’s fun. I’ll be working on a story I have been “working” for the past six months but have only about 12 pages. It’s kind of okay, kind of boring.

Well, folks, that’s all I got this time! Tune in next time when I put a band-aid on my finger because suddenly it just started bleeding! So long!